These Straights...

So my assistant just got engaged and is planning her wedding. They go through so much effort these straight people. Why would we want this??? They are discussing invitations and halls and cake and registries and flowers and ceremony and parents and location and timing and, oh don't get me started, The Dress. I said to her, "Seriously, I don't know what all this fuss is about getting married. Flowers, The Dress, ceremonies, receptions. Let's face it. All you need is a bride, a groom, and fresh bed linens."