Tuesday, May 17, 2005
I was driving with a friend in my passenger seat the other day. There was an old lady about to step off the curb when I rolled by, and my friend said, 'Oh careful, watch out for the old lady!' I said, 'Oh come on, I wasn't even close! She was still on the curb.' He said, 'Well, you could have hit her!' And I said, 'Oh please, do you think I would waste a perfectly good opportunity for a hit-and-run on a total stranger?'