The countries that obsess over working hard are all in cold climates. Which is proof I'm right when I feel: give me a nice warm sandy beach, and I'm happy.
Whenever your boss says, "I don't think of us as a department or as coworkers... I think of us as a family." Yeah, she only says that so she can treat you all like children.
Whenever someone says, "To make a long story short..," it's usually after they've been talking for like 5 minutes non-stop.