Do you see these women in your town? You see them all over the streets of Manhattan. You have to walk behind them to see what I'm talking about. And look lower than you usually do, straight boys. I'm talking about these women who wear high heels that are so precariously high, as each foot steps down onto the concrete, you can see the ankle physically wobble as they catch balance for each and every step on the needle tip of their high-heeled shoe. The ankle very obviously shakes and wobbles for a split-second on each and every step. Seriously, that can not be good. Watch for it.
I saw a woman the other day that was wearing shoes like that AND a poncho. I put her in my file of 'People Who Need to Be Slapped.'