If every time you drink, you kill more brain cells, why aren't I dead yet?
You know, I took one of my customers out for lunch the other day, and I ordered first and asked for a glass of red wine. My customer, a truly adorable straight man -- can I clone him and make the clone gay -- smiles and says, 'You know, there's just not enough of that any more! I'll have a glass of wine, too! When did people stop drinking with a business lunch!' We are firm in our conviction that we will bring back drinking with lunch! Join us! It's a revolution! Okay, well, maybe it's a re-revolution.