Monday, July 11, 2005

I've Been Ruined

It's true. I've been ruined for all men forever. I saw Fantastic Four this weekend, and while the movie itself was disappointing, Chris Evans has ruined me for all other men. No man will ever be good enough for me as I will unavoidably compare them to The Human Torch.

I can't wait for Mad TV or SNL to do the spoof of this movie to see what they do with a far-too-worked-out in a Chelsea Queen way Human Torch, calling out, "FLAME ON!" Yeah. You go, sister. Flame on. Uh huh...

3 comments:

Really_Rather_Not_Nice said...

Wait... are you a homosexual?

GayDaddy said...

Do you mean in the clinical sense or the socio-cultural sense?

Really_Rather_Not_Nice said...

Yes.