....from a psychic who wants to get paid at the end of the session...
-- You might want to have that looked at.
-- Yes, they are all laughing at you.
-- You'll die a slow, painful death... alone.
-- You really need to rethink your wardrobe.
-- You'll never have to worry about money... cuz you'll never have any.
-- I'm seeing you finding the love of your life fairly soon... I'm getting... not a name... but... wait... yes, yes, I'm getting a number... it's on his shirt...
-- Your children hate you, your husband is cheating on you, and the dog isn't too fond of you either.
-- You have insurance, right?