Not Gonna Be a Good Night at Their House

Overheard a man on the street on his cellphone last night,...

"CHARLENE! WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN I GET HOME... CHARLENE... CHARLENE... CHARLENE... [pause]... Charlene, it's important for you to realize this is ALL YOUR FAULT!"

poor Charlene... I wish I could offer you a follow-up to this. If anybody knows Charlene, ask her how she's doing.

I want a chair like that!

Graffiti

Written on the wall of a commuter train:

"I'm listening... W."